jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

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hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

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phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

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